Where were you for the great And Just Like That … fingering scene of 2021? I am talking about, of course, the most fever-dream-esque moment of this already unhinged show, wherein (spoilers ahead) a post-surgery Carrie is forced to pee in an empty Snapple bottle while she listens to her boss bring Miranda to (very loud) orgasm in her kitchen. This is Sex and the City at its best: astoundingly absurd, weirdly specific, kind of gross, and absolute chaos. And while it may have given us the best scene of the show so far, it pains me to think of the ramifications for one character in particular: Steve.
Say what you want about whether you’d fuck, marry, or kill him, but I love Steve. And I’m not alone. First of all, he is physically very attractive, and I’d argue that David Eigenberg, the actor who plays him, has aged quite well. Second of all, Steve is just good. He’s honest without being cruel, undyingly supportive of Miranda, and a five-foot-nine king. Despite Miranda’s snobbishness about his bartending aspirations when they first met, he came into his own and opened up a whole goddamn bar, which makes him a business owner (hot) and a guy who can make you a negroni (also hot but admittedly probably not what Miranda needs right now).
Plus, he’s a pretty damn good boyfriend. One of his most telling moments in the original series happens when Miranda, caught in a meltdown about the prospect of Steve moving in and being repelled by her messy habits, shatters a jar of store-bought marinara sauce on the floor. Steve hugs her, tells her he’s not going anywhere, and suggests they order pizza. He’s just as good-natured and calm navigating their accidental pregnancy (remember when he picked up Brady’s umbilical-cord stump while the cat was playing with it?) and subsequent co-parenting situation. Every time Miranda is spiraling into crisis mode, Steve swings in with an affable grin and a bad pun that somehow pulls her out. He was always the “safe” option, but that didn’t make him boring — it made him great.
Sadly, And Just Like That … does not seem too interested in exploring how that very kind and patient young Steve has matured. Where even is Steve in this show? He popped up briefly in episode one, during which we learned he is now nearly deaf (played only for laughs) and his son, Brady, can’t stop having sex. Last we saw Steve, he was patiently letting Miranda drone on about the health benefits of chia seeds, which they were for some reason putting on ice cream (sad). Other than that, he is barely in the show. Even Brady’s horny girlfriend gets more screen time.
Despite his absence, we can deduce a few things about Steve’s life. For one, we know Miranda hasn’t been happy with their marriage for a long time. She also says they haven’t had sex in years, which is no fun. No one seems very patient with his hearing problem. And now his wife is cheating on him. It’s true that Steve has his own history of infidelity: He cheated on Miranda in the first SATC movie. Given his puppy-dog devotion to Miranda, this seems so out of character that most Steve acolytes like to discount it altogether. And at the time, he told Miranda, guilt-ridden and hoping they could work through it. Whereas now, Miranda seems to be treating Steve like an afterthought — a long-forgotten relic of her failing marriage that she forgot to dispose of before moving on to someone else. This is not the life Steve deserves!
Meanwhile, the show is very busy tackling everything that is going on in Miranda’s life, which is … a lot. Part of the reason she is unhappy with their marriage is because she’s questioning her sexuality, and, probably not unrelatedly, she has developed a not-very-subtle drinking problem. Still, something tells me Steve could support her through this. He’s understanding. He listens. He doesn’t always know what he’s doing, but he wants to do right by her. Maybe he’d help her explore trendy nonalcoholic cocktails. Or suggest an open marriage so Miranda can experiment without breaking his trust? Maybe they’d decide to separate, which would also be fine and mature. I just wish he had been given a chance to be there for Miranda, because call me optimistic, but I have faith he would have come through.
But it’s probably too late for that now: Miranda shows no signs of wanting to stop sleeping with her best friend’s boss, which is going to put Steve in a tenuous position when it inevitably blows up in her face. Miranda, to turn a phrase, has really dropped the marinara now. But honestly, I think it’s time for Steve to walk away from this particular mess. He’s done enough cleaning up.